Sunday, August 31, 2008
Michael Phelps Jokes + Photos (15394 views)
Michael Phelps can walk on water but doesn’t want to show off, so he swims instead.
When Aquaman needs help he calls Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps cashed his plane ticket in and swam Butterfly to the Olympics.
Michael Phelps arrived in China riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
Michael Phelps craps out Energizer batteries.
Michael Phelps is the only person in the world that can race a speed boat…. and win!
Michael Phelps doesn’t swim through the water… the water swims around him.
The only thing that can defeat Michael Phelps is another Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps qualified with a top speed of 378 mph at the Daytona 500, swimming!
Michael Phelps doesn’t have a condo in Ann Arbor, he has a cave in the Atlantic.
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